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1)? Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand. 2)”If som1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at him,said GANDHIJI. ..Bt make sure u throw it with d flowervase;-) YEHI HAI YOUNGISTAAN MERI JAAN.. 3)1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu? Dil to bachha he ji 4)1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya. Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai. Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte 5)1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua, to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli: kitna pyara bacha hai ? sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola Aur hai b Bilkul taaza 6)4 boys on bike.. Police:- triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho…..?? Boys shocked… . . . look behind.. . . and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir gya…?? 7)80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya. latest funny sms Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise? Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya. Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki mana kar nahi paya … 8)80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain. 9)A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. 10)Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you. 11)Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di 3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di. Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu? KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI 12)Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!! 13)Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the? BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale 14)Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters. 15)Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi, Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha, Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy 16)Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence??? 17)Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 18)Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
19)Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people. 20)Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive. 21)Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity. . . Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai. . PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS.. 22)Eat…sleep….regret……repeat. 23)Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? funny sms in hindi Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu, Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu. 24)Etc= End of thinking Capacity. 25)Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. 26)Full form of study – S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning. 27)Funny sms for facebook- Arz Kiya He.. Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya . . . Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya.. 28)Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..? Banta- haan Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte! 29)God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛 30)Hey,you are reading my status again?? Conclsion:- First of fall very very thanks to you for visiting our site If enjoy our site and status then share it ,thanks you all for coming here